September 24, 2017

Paris Hilton cocaine bust steals back headlines from Lindsay Lohan

Thats enough photo's for now. Please excuse me while I go and 'powder' my nose.

Paris Hilton has been released from a Las Vegas, Nevada, jail after being arrested late the night before on suspicion of cocaine possession.

Somewhat quiet of late and with Lindsay Lohan grabbing most of the ‘bad girl’ headlines in recent months, Paris has bounced back with a good old fashioned drug bust.

General Motors have been working hard to reduce the smoke emissions from their Cadillac Escalade’s but Police in Las Vegas pulled one over in front of the Wynn Hotel on the Vegas strip at about 11:30 p.m. after police sniffed strong marijuana emissions wafting from the SUV.

The driver, who police did not identify, was arrested for driving under the influence. They just haven’t worked out yet which substance he was under the influence of. Anyway the driver is a nobody. If he was somebody the police would have leaked the name. This is all about Paris Hilton and her alleged little bag of cocaine.

Hilton was taken to the Clark County jail,where she did a mini Lohan and was detained. She was later released after authorities determined she was not a flight risk.

Newswarped wonders why Hilton following her “complete misunderstanding” marijuana smoking incident at the recent Football World Cup in South Africa has not learnt to be a little more discreet when it comes to the transportation of drugs.

We recommend that Paris does not take up drug smuggling as a hobby, and especialy stay away from South East Asia where ‘complete misunderstandings’ carry considerably more jail time than an overnight stint in Vegas.