March 19, 2019

US-South Korea military exercises upset North Korea

Look the imperialist dogs are exercising together.....and Katy Perry is taking her clothes off. No You lie comrade....give me the binoculars

North Korea responding to the start of military exercises between the United States and South Korea said that it will “deal a merciless counterblow to the U.S. imperialists” and to South Korean “traitors.”

The spokesman for the Korean Peoples Army was only just warming up though. “The military counteraction of the DPRK (Democratic People’s Republic of Korea) will be the severest punishment no one has ever met in the world” he said in a statement to the North Korean official news agency.

North Korea is one of the few countries left who do this cold war era rhetoric stuff. On one hand it is quaintly nostalgic, on the other it is a little disturbing especially coming from a nuclear armed power. Hopefully it is all a bit lost in translation and the Korean Peoples Army is just having a little joke at the ‘imperialists’ expense.

The annual military exercise between the U.S. and South Korea is scheduled to last 11 days and involves around 86,000 soldiers from both nations.

Here is some other gems from the KPA statement:

The army and people of the DPRK would never be “taken aback by the reckless war provocations of the bellicose forces” , and would “deal a merciless counterblow” to the U.S. and South Korea.

The Obama Administration should “cool its head heated with the moves to isolate and stifle the DPRK” in the statement.

Yes very funny comrade spokesperson, now just take your finger off the big read button please.