August 19, 2019

Sarah Palin says she could beat Obama in 2012

Sarah Palin holds the last furry critter left alive in Alaska. This was to 'refudiate' claims that her family had shot them all.

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has said she could defeat President Barack Obama in the 2012 election.

Mrs Palin told ABC she was “looking at the lay of the land”. It is unclear at this stage what the lay of the land is telling her.

The 2008 Republican Vice-Presidential candidate got a lot of air time during the recent mid-term elections and is a favourite of the anti-government Tea Party movement. The Tea Party movement is not to be confused with that other political force – the Bowel Movement. The difference is subtle. Tea Party supporters don’t waste time on intellectual thought while the Bowel Movement is all about removing waste from the system in time.

Mrs Palin is currently employed as a Fox News analyst. This means she thinks about stuff deeply then gets all confused and says the first thing that comes into her head. Sometimes the ‘first thing’ is running late, so it is fortunate that she has a lovely smile to use while she is waiting.

Along with her new found geographical interest in the lay of the land, Plain also told ABC regarding her possible presidential bid that she was “trying to figure that out, if it’s a good thing for the country, for the discourse, for my family, if it’s a good thing”. Ok well thanks Sarah for clearing that one up.

Just to further clarify her thinking for the voters about running for the White House Palin did an interview with the New York Times and said “I’m engaged in the internal deliberations candidly, and having that discussion with my family.”

Just what these ‘internal deliberations’ are is anyones guess. But the truth will come out eventually. Probably as part of a particularly loose Bowel Movement.

Mrs Palin’s reality television show Sarah Palin’s Alaska debuted on Sunday to mixed reviews. Her next planned show President Palin’s America is guaranteed to be even more controversial.


  1. Boilermaker says

    Palin vs Hillary? Obama will be too damaged by the coming crash in the market. We will probably in the same state

    • Yeah, Obama is in trouble now the Democract’s have lost the house. The economy is not on the improve. Palin v Hillary would be a good fight. Hillary might be good enough to do it. Palin turns off a lot more voters than she gains.