May 24, 2019

Breast Milk Ice cream the new taste sensation?

Ok people - own up - who ate all the breast milk icecream?

Icecreamists restaurant in London’s Covent Garden is dishing up breast milk flavoured ice cream called ‘Baby Gaga’.

The ice ‘treat’ is called ‘Baby Gaga’ and the first batch was made from the milk of 15 women who ‘expressed’ (sick pun I know) an interest in supplying milk.

Icecreamists founder Matt O’Connor was confident his new flavour was going to romp out the door at £14 a serving. He was right. The first batch sold out in hours.

O’Connor says “Some people will hear about it and go, ‘yuck’ but actually it’s pure, organic, free-range and totally natural,” he said. “I had a Baby Gaga just this morning and I feel great.” Well good on you Matt. Newswarped won’t be joining you. Be careful you don’t eat all the profits.

Victoria Hiley, 35, from London was one of 15 women who fronted up to the milking shed and helped write this new chapter in the illustrious history of ice cream.

Victoria says “if adults realised how tasty breast milk actually is, then new mothers would be more willing to breast-feed their own newborns.”

“What could be more natural than fresh, free-range mother’s milk in an ice cream? And for me it’s a recession beater too – what’s the harm in using my assets for a bit of extra cash.” Hiley said in a statement.

That is right Victoria, that is just what all the adult actresses say. Some of them are free range too.

Victoria wasn’t finished “I tried the product for the first time today – it’s very nice, it really melts in the mouth.” Which goes a long way to proving newswarped’s theory that the ice cream makers were the one eating it all.

Come on Matty boy, own up and tell us how many people actually stumped up with the 14 pounds?

Unlike the Colonels secret KFC recipe, the Baby Gaga recipe has been revealed. It blends breast milk with Madagascan vanilla pods and lemon zest, which is then churned into ice cream. Ok, hope those Madagascan vanilla pods don’t have a hint of Lemur droppings on them.

AAAooooooooo!! I Like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it.

That is just what Matt O’Connor sings about his ice cream. Go Matt!!

In New Zealand a big brand of icecream is Tip Top. No prizes for guessing that Icecreamists would make Tit Top out of that in no time.