September 26, 2017

Liz Hurley jets in to visit Shane Warne

Liz Hurley - She has had a Brighton idea and decided to drop in on Shane.

English actress Liz Hurley has flown into Melbourne and straight into the arms of text fiend Shane Warne.

One of the worlds most likely celebrity hookups came to an abrupt end in December last year when Shane did his normal suggestive text barrage to another mans wife. This prompted Liz to ask for estranged husband Arun Nayar to take her back.

Obviously Liz could not resist the attraction of a guy who habitually can’t help himself and after a reunion with Shane in Los Angeles she has now arrived in Australia for a two week visit.

Apparently Warnie has been very busy getting people to tidy up his Brighton bachelor pad that used to be the marital home he shared with Simone Callahan.

There are some sick turkeys out there who like hanging around outside Warnies house and observing what is going on. These modern day train spotters have seen scented bathroom items and a new mattress entering the premises, while observing a small army of industrial cleaners working the place over.

All sorts of other weird stuff has been happening like new trees getting planted and privacy screens being erected. Shane has probably even done the dishes. This must be serious.

I while ago Liz had tweeted Shane about her impending visit saying ‘‘If you haven’t lined up koalas and kangaroos for my next trip I shall be desolate.’’

Well the train spotters at Shanes house have not reported any new wildlife entering the premises so it is safe to assume that Shane has embarked on the high risk strategy of making her ‘desolate’ then stepping in to comfort her in her distress.

Newswarped wishes Shane all the best. He must wake up in the morning and pinch himself. For a bloke like Shane this is like being seated in the back of a plane next to the toilets and getting upgraded to first class with all the trimmings.

To liz all the best too. If Shane Warne is what tweaks your fancy then then good luck to you. Just keep half an eye on his mobile phone activity.

Liz arriving at Melbourne Airport, and look she has brought her own Koala.