March 24, 2019

Charlie Sheen “tired of pretending like I’m not special”

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards in more lucid times for Charlie.

Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen has gone on the attack in he media claiming that CBS who has suspended production of the show, is “trying to take my money and destroy my family”.

Sheen has so much to say at the moment that it is hard for poor newswarped to keep up.

Here is a summary of the latest ‘Sheen Sayings’:

– He has cured his susbstance abuse addictions with “My Mind”.

– Sheen wants to finish filming Two and a Half Men but “because of psychological distress, I want $3 million per episode rather than $2 million.

– “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitching a total freaking rock star from Mars.”

– “People can’t figure me out. They can’t process me. I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with a normal brain.”

– “I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”

– “Everybody thinks I should be, like, begging for my job back. And I’m just going to forewarn them that it’s everybody else that’s going to be begging me for their job back.”

– “I’m grandiose,” he said. “I have a grandiose life and I’m embracing it. … It doesn’t fit into their model and their model sucks.”

– “I’m there to show others how it’s done. It’s not really rocket science.”

– “CBS owes me a big apology….publicly. While licking my feet.”

– “I’ve always had a plan. I’ve executed it perfectly.”

– About CBS Sheen said “I will fight them with zeal, and with focus and violent hatred.”

Following the string of interviews Sheen’s publicist, Stan Rosenfield, resigned saying, “I have worked with Charlie Sheen for a long time and I care about him very much. However, at this time, I’m unable to work effectively as his publicist and have respectfully resigned.”

CBS and Warner Bros. Television released a joint statement last week that said “Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of ‘Two and a Half Men’ for the remainder of the season.”

Surely Charlie, with your superior mind you could manage to work out that everyone that matters to you is walking away. All except for the Martians maybe.

It could be time to take some time out and get things sorted with some professional assistance. Not the kind of professional assistance you might be getting from your two “goddess” housemates.