April 19, 2019

Palace guard sacked for calling Kate Middleton a “stuck up cow”

Cameron Reilly showing his two best friends to the world on Facebook.

Scots Guardsman, Cameron Reilly has been axed from his Regiments Buckingham Palace guard duty on the day of the royal wedding for posting abusive comments about Kate Middleton on Facebook.

Reilly who is the wise old age of 18, thought it was a good idea to call Prince Williams bride to be a “posh bitch” among other things.

Referring to Kate Middleton and Prince William he wrote “hur and william drove past me on friday n all a got was a shitty wave while she looked the opposite way from me, stupid stuck up cow am a not good enough for them! posh bitch am totally with u on this 1 who reely gives a f about hur”.

Private Reilly is also under investigation for racist remarks after also commenting on a photo on his Facebook page showing him holding two machine guns that “a was gonae put a few rifles in ma bergan anaw but then a remembered a couldnt fit any in cause a had 2 many paki’s scalps in it already”.

For a guy who claims his interests are “Super-strength lager” and “Causing Trouble” Reilly has excelled himself this time.

Not to make the Jews feel left out, Reilly had a crack about seeing a gathering while on guard duty at The Tower of London, saying “is watchin a massive jew gathering outside the window at the tower of london!! av never seen so many rabbi’s in ma life”.

A spokesman for the Ministry of Defence didn’t say much, but he did mention that Private Reilly’s literary career is under investigation.

Hw might be ok, but newswarped think that saving private Reilly might even be beyond Tom Hanks and his Band of Brothers this time.