June 25, 2017

Jetstar passenger unrinates on other passengers and gets off with warning

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A drunk New Zealand passenger on a Jetstar flight from Auckland to Singapore two days ago urinated in the aisle of a Jetstar aircraft spraying one man and soaking a woman’s scarf.

Passengers were surprised when the offender was allowed to leave the flight in singapore with only a warning.

Six hours into the eleven hour flight from Auckland the the man decided that the aisle was as good a place as any to empty his bladder.

Passenger Amos Chapple said “I hear this sound of running water and then I hear a guy going ‘No, no, no, what the hell is wrong with you?’

“And there’s this guy pissing in the aisle, waving back and forth.”

The man urinated on to the aircraft carpet, a man’s leg, and a woman’s scarf.

“Everyone was yelling at him and he slowly became aware that he was being uncouth. He pulled up … and wobbled back to the other end of the plane.”

The man and a friend were seen drinking whisky before take-off.

“Him and the mate were sitting there and mixing it in Burger King cups. Six hours later they were catatonic,” Mr Chapple said.

The man left the plane with only a warning and Singapore police were not called to deal with the matter on landing, he said.

Jetstar crew gave wipes to the man who was sprayed and moved him to another seat, but Mr Chapple was left sitting next to a large reminder for the rest of the flight.

“We were sitting next to a pool of urine for a good five and a half hours. You couldn’t see a puddle but you could tell it was there. It was pretty outrageous.”

The female passenger whose scarf was sprayed had to repeatedly ask for a plastic bag for the soaked item, said Mr Chapple.

Mr Chapple criticised the way the Jetstar crew handled the incident, saying they were “slack”.

He said he confronted the man in Singapore and asked him “what was that all about” but the man did not know what he was talking about.

“I told him that he had pissed everywhere and he looked quite shocked,” Mr Chapple said.

JetStar said the urinator was issued an official warning from the plane’s captain, had his alcohol confiscated, and returned to his seat to sleep off the public incident.

Jetstar last night confirmed that “there was an inebriated passenger who engaged in inappropriate and disruptive behaviour”, but maintained police did not need to get involved.

“We issued our final warning … if you don’t behave after the warning, then it becomes a matter for federal police,” said airline spokeswoman Jennifer Timm.

It is a wonder that the guy did not get given a box of chocolates and thanked profusely for choosing to piss on a Jetstar plane when he had a choice of other airlines to piss on.

The guy should have been sent outside to cool off. The air at 35,000 feet might have sobered him up a bit. He might have even have become been aware he had done something wrong by the time he hit the water. At least we would be certain he would never do something like that again.