Woman claims US Presidential candidate groped her

I did not have sexual relations with that man - Mr Cain. Although he darn well tried.

A woman has told a news conference in New York that Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain groped her in the 1990s when she asked for his help finding work. Perhaps Herman thought he would find work in her knickers. Sharon Bialek, a former employee of a restaurant lobby group, said Mr Cain … [Read more...]

Father and daughter among dead in UK horror crash

At a spot on the M5 drivers normally pass in a flash, life ended in a flash.

A father and daughter travelling together on the M5 motorway were revealed yesterday to have been among the victims of the United Kingdoms worst road accident for 20 years. Michael Barton and his daughter Margaret were named by friends who confirmed that a second daughter, Emma, was critically … [Read more...]

Russian police discover 29 bodies in historian’s apartment

One of Anatoly's young ladies. Issues. Lots of issues

Russian police have discovered 29 mummified bodies in the apartment of historian, Anatoly Moskvin. Moskvin has always been open about his interest in the dead and eagerly described how he loved to rummage through cemeteries, studying grave stones to uncover the life stories behind them. What … [Read more...]

Ozzy Osbourne ‘trashed hotel room with dead shark’

Doves, bats and even sharks. Kermit you are in serious danger here mate.

Ozzy Osbourne once soaked a hotel room in shark's blood while on tour with Black Sabbath according to former bandmate Toni Iommi. Iommi admits at the height of the band's hellraising days Ozzy decided to go crazy with a dead shark because the group weren't excited by drugs anymore. Ok I get that. … [Read more...]

Berlusconi takes Italy to the brink

worried? Me? I am Silvio - Caeser of Rome, Caeser of women, and Caeser of political opportunities. Ok I am worried.

The Italian government's borrowing rates have hit a poet euro-era high as Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi fends off suggestions he is about to resign. It is feared that Italy, the eurozone's third biggest economy, could become the next victim of the debt crisis. Silvio Berlusconi faces a crunch … [Read more...]

Syrian security forces continue Homs massacre

Assad's mob keep pulling the trigger on the protesters, but still they keep marching.

More than 20 people have been killed in renewed attacks by Syrian security forces in the city of Homs, anti-government activists say. The violence has continued despite the government agreeing to pull its forces off the streets and begin dialogue with the opposition as part of an Arab League … [Read more...]

Boko Haram massacre 63 people in Nigeria

Boko Haram - trashing and killing in the name of God. Dumb, plain dumb.

At least 63 people have been killed in bomb and gun attacks carried out by the Islamist militant group, Boko Haram in the north-eastern Nigerian town of Damaturu, the Red Cross says. Witnesses said the bombs hit several targets, including churches and the headquarters of the Yobe state … [Read more...]

William and Kate choose Kensington Palace for home

A nifty little dooer upper for the young royals.

William and Catherine, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have decided to take the former home of the Queen's sister, Princess Margaret, as their permanent London residence. St James's Palace said the couple had chosen an apartment in Kensington Palace to be their base in the city. However, … [Read more...]

Legend – Drink Driving Advert

Mate I don't think you should drive.

The 'Legend'drink driving ad is a refreshing change form the usual splatter short films in this genre. Ghost chips rule and they are totally fat free. NZ Transport what were you thinking? Wasting public money on something so cool that people actually noticed it. … [Read more...]

Zooey Deschanel splits with Ben Gibbard

Bye Ben

Actress Zooey Deschanel and her husband, musician Ben Gibbard, are getting divorced. Deschanel's publicist Lauren Auslander confirmed on Tuesday the couple has separated after two years of marriage. Auslander describes the split as "amicable", with "no third party involved". The split is … [Read more...]

Harry Redknapp has heart surgery

Yep, Harry is as gobsmacked as the rest of us that Tottenham has been restored to something like its former glory under his management.

Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp has undergone heart surgery, a procedure preventing the 64-year-old Englishman from traveling to Russia for a Europa football League match today. A spokesperson for The English Premier League side said overnight that after successfully having two stents … [Read more...]

Assange loses extradition appeal

Julian going to Sweden? If WikiLeaks goes bust he could always get a job playing Bjorn in an ABBA tribute band. He would have to grow his hair a little longer though.

WikiLeaks founder, Julain Assange has lost his High Court battle to avoid extradition to Sweden but looks set to make a final appeal to Britain's Supreme Court to avoid facing allegations of sexual assault against two women. Assange, 40, looks increasingly likely to be spending some time in … [Read more...]

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries getting divorce after 72 days

Even by US celebrity standards this was a seriously quick demise for a marriage.

Reality TV star Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from basketball player Kris Humphries after just 72 days of marriage. Kardashian today released a statement confirming the divorce. "After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage," she said. "I hope everyone understands … [Read more...]

French team ignored coach at Rugby World Cup

Imanol Harinordoquy concentrating hard on not thinking about coach Marc Lievremont. Duh!! failed again. I must try harder next time.

Imanol Harinordoquy says the French team ignored coach Marc Lievremont at the Rugby World Cup because he was "lost". The World Cup runners-up came in for criticism after some poor performances in the pool stages, losing to Tonga and New Zealand before reaching the final. Lievremont called some … [Read more...]

Climate change sceptic admits global warming a fact

Richard Muller looking serious as all good scientists should. His daughter Elizabeth is working hard on the serious look too. A chip off the old block.

A prominent physicist and global warming sceptic spent two years trying to find out if mainstream climate scientists were wrong. In the end, he determined they were right, that temperatures really are rising rapidly. The study of the world's surface temperatures by Richard Muller was partially … [Read more...]