February 23, 2012

Brett Seymour leaves Warriors with drink drive conviction

To his credit at least Brett can remember waht he did - unlike Zac.

Vodafone Warriors NRL rugby league star Brett Seymour is leaving the club with a court conviction after he fled from the police and was caught drink-driving at twice the legal limit. The 27-year-old was seen by police driving erratically on Church St, near his Onehunga home, and sped up when he … [Read more...]

Zac Guildford flees Rarotonga and wants to give up alcohol

I would just like to apologise to everyone for having to listen to me read so many apologies that someone else wrote for me.

All Black Zac Guildford has arrived back in New Zealand after being smuggled aboard a Pacific Blue flight from Rarotonga to Auckland by All Blacks mentalist, Gilbert Enoka. On his return to New Zealand, Enoka sign the MAF form that he was carrying no harmful pests but did not have his bags … [Read more...]

Video shows Rougerie eye-gouge attack on Richie McCaw

Richie getting his head back together after the Rougerie facial.

Footage of French centre Aurelien Rougerie apparently gouging All Blacks captain Richie McCaw's eye has been released after the All Blacks captain played down the incident. McCaw said yesterday that he got "a poke in the eye" in the World Cup final but is not sure if it was deliberate … [Read more...]

Kidney Illness forces Jonah Lomu out of charity boxing event

Jonah was ready to pack a punch for charity but the kidney disease that ended his rugby career has struck again.

Jonah Lomu's ongoing kidney disease means he has been forced to withdraw from the Fight for Life charity boxing event next month. The 36-year-old had been training hard for the fight but has now ended up on dialysis and the future of his transplanted kidney appears bleak. At last night's IRB … [Read more...]

Eye gouge claim against French team in Rugby World Cup Final

Thierry and Richie find time for a quiet cuddle during the World Cup Final.

The French rugby captain's role in an alleged eye-gouging incident against All Blacks counterpart Richie McCaw during Sunday's final has been questioned by commentator Keith Quinn. Quinn told Radio New Zealand there was an attempt to gouge the All Blacks captain's eye during a ruck towards the … [Read more...]

All Blacks name team for World Cup Final

I love you bro. Yeah I love you too mate.

The All Blacks, who have made no changes to the starting team to contest the Rugby World Cup Final against France on Sunday. The side to be captained by Richie McCaw features just one change on the reserve bench from the team who beat Australia 20-6 in the semifinals, with Adam Thomson recovered … [Read more...]

MV Rena captain arrested – up to 70 containers lost overboard

The Captain of the MV Rena had better have good police protection in Tauranga. A lynch mob is not out of the question. Might have been safer to leave him on the ship.

The captain of the stricken container vessel MV Rena has been arrested and charged overnight and will appear in the Tauranga District Court this morning and faces a charge under section 65 of the Maritime Transport Act. The charge under section 65 carries a maximum penalty of $10,000, or a … [Read more...]

MV Rena crew evacuated after mayday call

The Stricken MV Rena has exposed the lack of decisive action by authorities who have been caught on the hop by the scale of the disaster.

The crew of the stricken ship MV Rena have been evacuated by helicopter following a mayday call, as 3m swells pound the Tauranga coast where the 47,000 tonne cargo ship has been aground on the Astrolobe Reef since last Wednesday. As much as 350 tonnes of oil had escaped the ship this morning … [Read more...]

Tui says ‘Yeah Right’ billboard not aimed at Steve Jobs

Not intentional but extremely ironic - yeah right.

A Tui billboard that apparently pokes fun at the death of Apple founder Steve Jobs is an unfortunate coincidence, the brewery says - but it won't be coming down until Monday. One of the offending billboards - which reads "Job's done. Yeah Right." - is visible to thousands of commuters on … [Read more...]

Container ship runs aground off Tauranga

Yes that is right officer. We were cruising along minding our own business and the reef just jumped out in front of us.

Dangerous items are understood to be aboard a container ship which has grounded on a reef near Tauranga Harbour in New Zealand. Maritime New Zealand last night said that some dangerous goods were aboard the 236m cargo vessel MV Rena, which prompted an emergency response after it struck Astrolabe … [Read more...]

Zara Phillips turns up in NZ to check on Mike Tindall

Who is that looking over your shoulder Mike?

Royal newlyweds Zara Phillips and Mike Tindall have been caught on camera this morning in Dunedin, New Zealand. Zara Phillips arrived in Dunedin yesterday only a week after tabloid allegations of her new husband getting up close and friendly with a female patron at a Queenstown bar last … [Read more...]

Serepisos loses Wellington Phoenix

Terry Serepisos - the man who saved A-League football in New Zealand.

Wellington businessman Terry Serepisos has lost control of A-League football club, the Wellington Phoenix. The future of Wellington Phoenix football club will be revealed at noon today at a hastily organised media conference to be held by Football Federation Australia. The meeting, at the … [Read more...]

NZ fisherman lands 305kg Blue Fin Tuna

We are going to need a bigger boat.

A fisherman from New Zealand has landed a monster bluefin tuna worth up to $80,000 Japan while fishing off a charter boat off the West Coast of the South Island. Jeremy Walker from Te Awamutu landed the 305.8kg fish at 2.00am on Sunday morning with the help of the other four men onboard. … [Read more...]

Rugby World Cup ticket scam busted

When there is money to be made, scumbags will always be found sniffing around for an opportunity to rip people off.

One man believed to be part of an international ticket-fraud ring has been deported to Africa in the past few days and another six people have been refused entry to New Zealand as authorities clamp down Rugby World Cup tickets purchased with stolen credit cards. Rugby New Zealand 2011 spokesman … [Read more...]

35 children hurt in school bus crash

The back end of the bus was almost unrecognisible. It is a miracle no one has died. Fingers crossed it stays that way.

An 8-year-old girl - one of 35 children injured - remains in a critical condition in Auckland's Starship hospital after an empty logging truck slammed into the back of a school bus 20km south of Whakatane in the Bay of Plenty yesterday afternoon. The collision propelled the truck cab and bus 100m … [Read more...]