Jealous wife trashes wrong house with car

The Nelson District Court - just as well hubby didn't say his lady friend lived here. The damage bill might have been a lot more.

A 25 year-old woman in Nelson, New Zealand has ended up in the Nelson District Court following and angry rampage with a car that saw her trashing the wrong apartment. Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer said the woman and her husband were having marital problems, and on June 30 they were … [Read more...]

All Blacks ‘abstain’ campaign supported by NZRU

Backing Black

The New Zealand Rugby Union is publicly backing an advertising campaign which encourages All Blacks fans to abstain from sex during the World Cup in support of the team. The "Abstain for the Blacks," campaign is set to launch next week and is run by the Telecom-sponsored official All Blacks' fan … [Read more...]

Thai report says pesticide ‘likely’ cause of tourist deaths

It won't bring Sarah back, but at least finally through the determination of her family and 60 Minutes, we are arriving at the truth.

A Thai report has identified that a toxic chemical or pesticide is the most likely cause of New Zealand tourist Sarah Carter's death. Sarah Carter, 23, died, and her Kiwi friends Emma Langlands and Amanda Eliason became gravely ill while on holiday in Chiang Mai, Thailand, in February. While … [Read more...]

Snow storm causes chaos in New Zealand

Wellington's 'Beehive' Parliament building gets the snow storm treatment.

The snow storm that has gripped New Zealand for three days is set to continue for some time yet. Many schools in Wellington and the South Island have been closed. Airports and roads have also been badly affected. Power outages have become commonplace. "There is some way to go here before it is … [Read more...]

Adidas holds firm on price of All Blacks jerseys in NZ

To think we have been arguing over the price of milk lately when there were much more important commodities to get upset about.

All Blacks sponsor Adidas is refusing to budge on the price of All Blacks replica jerseys being sold in New Zealand despite pressure from sports retailers and fans. Even All Blacks legend Sir Colin Meads has backed fans and retailers saying he can't understand why the Rugby World Cup jersey is so … [Read more...]

KFC quits Fiji in tale of two colonels

It seems Colonel Sanders is the only Colonel in the South Pacific with a smile on his face at the moment.

Kentucky Fried Chicken has closed its three stores in Fiji, claiming Commodore Frank Bainimarama's regime had blocked imports of secret ingredients until the secret recipe was revealed. Fiji disputes the claim, saying KFC pulled out because of falling sales and rising costs. The restaurant … [Read more...]

Jonathan Kirkpatrick arrested over missing AUT money

Jonathan Kirkpatrick

Police have arrested Jonathan Kirkpatrick over "accounting discrepancies" totaling more than $500,000 at the Auckland University of Technology. As the matter is before the courts the police will only say that they have arrested a 53 year-old, unemployed man and charged him with theft. Actualy it … [Read more...]

Man decapitates himself test driving hovercraft

File photo of a kitset hovercraft. DIY can be dangerous stuff when there is moving parts and humans involved.

A man has been decapitated in front of his partner as he was test-driving a homebuilt hovercraft in Auckland, New Zealand. The 40-year-old had built the hovercraft from a kitset and was testing it for the first time when something went wrong with the engine, causing a blade to strike his … [Read more...]

NZ government bans synthetic cannabis

Kronic looks set to be a thing of the past unless the government can see a way of regulating it for their own profit.

The New Zealand government is putting legislation through parliament tomorrow that will ban all synthetic cannabis products including Kronic. The swift action will see 43 synthetic products banned by Friday this week, with all product gone from store shelves a week later. The amendment to the … [Read more...]

Cardboard Cathedral planned for quake ravaged Christchurch

Hopefully the sermons will be so dynamic that only the walls will be 'board'. Photo -The Press

Plans for a temporary Christchurch Cathedral made from cardboard have been unveiled in the quake ravaged city today. The proposed temporary building designed as a substitute for badly damaged Christchurch Cathedral was outlined by renowned Japanese architect Shigeru Ban, The Press newspaper today … [Read more...]

NZ goldfish survive 134 days without food after quake

Yeah we did the weed thing, but then after a couple of months we had to make some hard choices about who might be the tastiest. It was kind of like Survivor but without the surviving so to speak.

Two goldfish have survived 134 days without food following the Christchurch earthquake in February. The two goldfish, named Shaggy and Daphne after characters from the animated television show Scooby Doo, have become the smallest and hardiest survivors of the devastating February earthquake in … [Read more...]

NZ born teen confirmed dead in Norway massacre

Far too youngto die. Maybe one day that scumbag Anders will understand that he was completely wrong. It won't change anything though.

A New Zealand-born teenager missing in Norway following the massacre by Anders Behring Breivik has been found and confirmed dead. She was 14-year-old Sharidyn Svebakk-Bohn. The New Zealand ambassador to The Hague, George Troup, said the girl was born in New Zealand, but grew up in Norway … [Read more...]

Woman fakes birth pains to get off speeding ticket

Pregnant woman

A heavily pregnant woman has faked labour pains to get a driver off a speeding ticket. Police stopped a car after clocking it at more than 146kmh along State Highway 29 west of Tauranga, in the North Island of New Zealand. Officers found a woman passenger with her feet on the dashboard … [Read more...]

‘Lucifer’ banned by NZ Births Registrar

He was such a lovely boy, no hint of trouble right up until he tried to take over from God.

Three sets of parents in the last year have tried to name their baby boy 'Lucifer' but have been knocked back by the NZ Registrar of Births, Deaths and Marriages. The banning of Lucifer is not an isolated case. Parents have been trying to register all sorts of weird names for their babies over … [Read more...]

Elliot Turner in court charged with Emily Longley murder

With so many unanswered questions we hope the murder trial might provide some facts at long last.

Emily Longley's ex-boyfriend Elliot Turner, 20, has appeared in the Bournemouth Magistrates Court charged with her murder. The court heard allegations that Turner failed to phone emergency services and attempted to persuade his mother Anita Turner to change her police testimony. Emily … [Read more...]