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		<title>BMX rider in coma following world record jump</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 18:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Griff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BMX]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dane Searls]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[BMX rider Dane Searls set a world record jumping gaps of up to 18 metres last friday but it was the celebrations 48 hours later that left him in a coma fighting for his life. Searls, 23, was partying at Billy&#8217;s Beach House in Australia&#8217;s Surfers Paradise when he tried to dive into a pool [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aishwaryu Rai gives birth to baby girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 22:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Abhishek Bachchan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Members of India&#8217;s film industry and fans have been celebrating the birth of a baby girl to Bollywood star Aishwarya Rai Bachchan and husband actor Abhishek Bachchan. The birth was announced on Wednesday morning on Twitter by Abhishek. Father-in-law Bollywood legend Amitabh Bachchan tweeted he was &#8220;overwhelmed&#8221; by the congratulatory messages. The baby &#8211; Aishwarya&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top secret Obama visit plan found in Canberra street</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 22:09:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Griff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Darwin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Julia Gillard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[President Barack Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Security]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.newswarped.com/?p=4014</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A secret manual describing Barack Obama&#8217;s Australian visit schedule down to the minute, as well as the breakdown of his security convoy and the mobile numbers of dozens of senior US and Australian officials, has been found by the Sydney Morning Herald lying on a Canberra street yesterday morning. The loss, a significant and hugely [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Multiple deaths in Sydney nursing home blaze</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 21:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Griff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Arson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blacktown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dementia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fire]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Firefighters have been confronted by a horrific scene after a blaze engulfed a nursing home with thick smoke in north-west Sydney this morning, leaving several elderly residents dead and others seriously injured. Fire and Rescue NSW Commissioner Greg Mullins described the scene as &#8220;chaotic&#8221; and &#8220;tragic&#8221; as more than 100 fire crews, police and ambulance [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Giant lake beneath Jupiter moon Europa</title>
		<link>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/giant-lake-beneath-jupiter-moon-europa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 22:18:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Griff</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Antarctica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Europa]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Galileo Spacecraft]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scientists have found strong evidence of large bodies of water just beneath the surface of Jupiter&#8217;s icy moon, Europa. Analysis of the moon&#8217;s surface suggests plumes of warmer water well up beneath its icy shell, melting and fracturing the outer layers. The results, published in the journal Nature, predict that small lakes exist only 3km [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brett Seymour leaves Warriors with drink drive conviction</title>
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		<comments>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/brett-seymour-leaves-warriors-with-drink-drive-conviction/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 22:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vodafone Warriors NRL rugby league star Brett Seymour is leaving the club with a court conviction after he fled from the police and was caught drink-driving at twice the legal limit. The 27-year-old was seen by police driving erratically on Church St, near his Onehunga home, and sped up when he noticed a marked police [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Herman Cain interview video brain fade</title>
		<link>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/herman-cain-interview-video-brain-fade/</link>
		<comments>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/herman-cain-interview-video-brain-fade/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 19:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Griff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Favourite Video Clips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[George W Bush]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Herman Cain]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.newswarped.com/?p=4004</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Republican presidential candidate, Herman Cain is trying hard to lose the &#8216;front runner&#8217;tag. Not content with sex scandals he has moved onto the exciting world of being vague in interviews. Not since George W Bush have we seen such an acute grasp of world affairs.]]></description>
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		<title>Diaspora social network founder dead at 22</title>
		<link>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/diaspora-social-network-founder-dead-at-22/</link>
		<comments>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/diaspora-social-network-founder-dead-at-22/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 18:49:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Griff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[United States of America]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diaspora]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ilya Zhitomirskiy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[New York]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Peter Shurman]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ilya Zhitomirskiy, the co-founder of Facebook rival Diaspora, has died. The 22-year-old was one of four New York-based students who launched Diaspora as a &#8220;privacy-aware, user-controlled&#8221; social network. It was set up in response to criticism that Facebook was not handling the privacy of its users well. The cause of Mr Zhitomirskiy&#8217;s death is yet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coke plans to pour $2 billion into India</title>
		<link>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/coke-plans-to-pour-2-billion-into-india/</link>
		<comments>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/coke-plans-to-pour-2-billion-into-india/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 18:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Griff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Asia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Atul Singh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Coca-Cola]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[India]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Investment]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.newswarped.com/?p=3998</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Coca-Cola has said it will invest $2bn in India over the next five years in a bid to increase its market share in the country. Part of the investment will go towards expanding manufacturing capacity and the distribution network to meet increased demand. The world&#8217;s largest soft drink company said it expects India to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zac Guildford flees Rarotonga and wants to give up alcohol</title>
		<link>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/zac-guilford-flees-rarotonga-and-wants-to-give-up-alcohol/</link>
		<comments>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/zac-guilford-flees-rarotonga-and-wants-to-give-up-alcohol/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 18:26:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Griff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[New Zealand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Gilbert Enoka]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kelly Pick]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.newswarped.com/?p=3996</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[All Black Zac Guildford has arrived back in New Zealand after being smuggled aboard a Pacific Blue flight from Rarotonga to Auckland by All Blacks mentalist, Gilbert Enoka. On his return to New Zealand, Enoka sign the MAF form that he was carrying no harmful pests but did not have his bags packed. Once he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wellywood sign blows up during TV4 news report &#8211; video</title>
		<link>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/wellywood-sign-blows-up-during-tv4-news-report-video/</link>
		<comments>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/wellywood-sign-blows-up-during-tv4-news-report-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 19:53:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Griff</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Wellington]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wellington Airport]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.newswarped.com/?p=3994</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Wellywood sign blows during a TV4 news live feed interview. This is high a high quality effort that takes the piss out of one of the most daft concepts ever to be proposed in Wellington, New Zealand. Wellington Airport watch and learn. What is fiction today will most likely become reality if you pursue [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prostitutes found living in Mexican prison</title>
		<link>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/prostitutes-found-living-in-mexican-prison/</link>
		<comments>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/prostitutes-found-living-in-mexican-prison/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:15:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Griff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Central America]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Acapulco]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marijuana]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A surprise inspection in a prison in Mexico has revealed the presence of 19 prostitutes, 100 plasma televisions, two sacks of marijuana, and 100 cockerels for cock fighting. The discovery in the prison in Acapulco came as police prepared to transfer the inmates to a maximum security jail. The officers also found six female inmates [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sri Lanka government blocks more news websites</title>
		<link>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/sri-lanka-government-blocks-more-news-websites/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 23:34:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Griff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Asia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Censorship]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.newswarped.com/?p=3990</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sri Lanka has blocked five news websites because they committed character assassination and insulted people including key political leaders, officials said Monday. Media groups criticised the moves as undemocratic, and the US Embassy recently raised concerns about press freedom in Sri Lanka. Sri Lankan laws do not restrict the press from criticising leaders, but media [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Russia warns Israel over attacking Iran</title>
		<link>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/russia-warns-israel-over-attacking-iran/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 22:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Griff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Middle East]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ali Akbar Salehi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ayatollah Ahmad Khatami]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[President Shimon Peres]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Military action against Iran would be a &#8220;very serious mistake fraught with unpredictable consequences&#8221;, Russia&#8217;s foreign minister has warned. Sergei Lavrov said diplomacy, not missile strikes, was the only way to solve the Iranian nuclear problem. His comments come after Israeli President Shimon Peres said an attack on Iran was becoming more likely. The UN&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Conrad Murray found guilty of Michael Jackson manslaughter</title>
		<link>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/conrad-murray-found-guilty-of-michael-jackson-manslaughter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/conrad-murray-found-guilty-of-michael-jackson-manslaughter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 21:55:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Griff</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[California]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Conrad Murray]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Jackson&#8217;s personal physician, Dr Conrad Murray, has been found guilty of the involuntary manslaughter of the star by a jury in Los Angeles. A panel of seven men and five women took two days of deliberation to reach a verdict. Michael Jackson died on 25 June 2009 from an overdose of the powerful anaesthetic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Woman claims US Presidential candidate groped her</title>
		<link>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/woman-claims-us-presidential-candidate-groped-her/</link>
		<comments>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/woman-claims-us-presidential-candidate-groped-her/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 20:29:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Griff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[United States of America]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Herman Cain]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.newswarped.com/?p=3982</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman has told a news conference in New York that Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain groped her in the 1990s when she asked for his help finding work. Perhaps Herman thought he would find work in her knickers. Sharon Bialek, a former employee of a restaurant lobby group, said Mr Cain had reached up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Father and daughter among dead in UK horror crash</title>
		<link>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/father-and-daughter-among-dead-in-uk-horror-crash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 20:19:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Griff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[United Kingdom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fireworks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gwent]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Motorway]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Newport]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Road Accident]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A father and daughter travelling together on the M5 motorway were revealed yesterday to have been among the victims of the United Kingdoms worst road accident for 20 years. Michael Barton and his daughter Margaret were named by friends who confirmed that a second daughter, Emma, was critically ill in a coma after being pulled [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Russian police discover 29 bodies in historian&#8217;s apartment</title>
		<link>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/russian-police-discover-29-bodies-in-historians-apartment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 20:04:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Griff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Europe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anatoly Moskvin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cemeteries]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Graves]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mummies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nizhny Novgorod]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Russian police have discovered 29 mummified bodies in the apartment of historian, Anatoly Moskvin. Moskvin has always been open about his interest in the dead and eagerly described how he loved to rummage through cemeteries, studying grave stones to uncover the life stories behind them. What he failed to mention, according to police, was that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ozzy Osbourne &#8216;trashed hotel room with dead shark&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/ozzy-osbourne-trashed-hotel-room-with-dead-shark/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 19:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Griff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Black Sabbath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iowa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Los Angeles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ozzy Osbourne]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Toni Iommi]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ozzy Osbourne once soaked a hotel room in shark&#8217;s blood while on tour with Black Sabbath according to former bandmate Toni Iommi. Iommi admits at the height of the band&#8217;s hellraising days Ozzy decided to go crazy with a dead shark because the group weren&#8217;t excited by drugs anymore. Ok I get that. A shark [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Berlusconi takes Italy to the brink</title>
		<link>http://www.newswarped.com/2011/11/berlusconi-takes-italy-to-the-brink/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 19:16:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Griff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Europe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eurozone]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[George Papandreou]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Italian government&#8217;s borrowing rates have hit a poet euro-era high as Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi fends off suggestions he is about to resign. It is feared that Italy, the eurozone&#8217;s third biggest economy, could become the next victim of the debt crisis. Silvio Berlusconi faces a crunch vote on public finance on Tuesday. Rebel [...]]]></description>
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