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May 27, 2016

Ozzy Osbourne ‘trashed hotel room with dead shark’

Doves, bats and even sharks. Kermit you are in serious danger here mate.

Ozzy Osbourne once soaked a hotel room in shark's blood while on tour with Black Sabbath according to former bandmate Toni Iommi. Iommi admits at the height of the band's hellraising days Ozzy decided to go crazy with a dead shark because the group weren't excited by drugs anymore. Ok I get that. … [Read more...]

Rick Perry to seek Republican 2012 presidential nomination

My fellow Americans - this is the finger I pick my nose with. When I am in the White House I will continue to use the same finger to pick my nose with.

Texas Governor Rick Perry is set to join the race to become the Republican presidential nominee for the 2012 election. Mr Perry is expected to announce his candidacy in Iowa on Saturday. A spokesman said Mr Perry would make his intentions "very clear". Rick is doing the Iowa thing as eight … [Read more...]

Michele Bachmann might be Palin with brains

Is this the smile of the first woman president of the United States? Maybe but there is a lot of water to flow under the bridge unitl that comes to pass.

Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann has announced her bid for the Republican nomination for the United States presidential elections in 2012. Michele Bachmann, 55, is a favourite of the conservative Tea Party movement. Being born in Iowa will be handy with the Republican caucases kicking … [Read more...]

US agents told to let Mexico drug cartels buy US weapons

The free market is alive and well. Guns bought in Arizona freely taken to Mexico under the protective gaze of Federal Agents. The supply chain is functioning well.

US agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF) were ordered to let hundreds of guns be purchased by Mexican drug cartels as part of a 'sting' called Operation Fast and Furious. No - Vin Diesel was not involved. Lawmakers from the US House of Representatives Oversight … [Read more...]