June 16, 2019

Introducing Kim Dotcom – the new stealth person

Newswarped can reveal that a new secret weapon has been uncovered down in little old New Zealand. A large man who can apparently make himself invisible. This stealth man has successfully made himself invisible to our Prime Minister and the leader of the ACT party. He also made himself invisible when … [Read more...]

NZ government bans synthetic cannabis

The New Zealand government is putting legislation through parliament tomorrow that will ban all synthetic cannabis products including Kronic. The swift action will see 43 synthetic products banned by Friday this week, with all product gone from store shelves a week later. The amendment to the … [Read more...]

NZ Prime Minister in planking photo with son

New Zealand Prime Minister John Key has joined the international craze of planking, by appearing in a photo with his son on the Planking New Zealand Facebook page. The photo shows Mr Key's son, Max, planking at home while the Prime Minister stands behind him. Fifteen-year-old Max's picture … [Read more...]

Prince William visits quake workers in Christchurch

Future King of England, Prince William has been visiting New Zealand on a tour to encourage suvivors of recent disasters there. He spent the day in Chistchurch visiting earthquake relief centres and walking through some of the worst affected areas. Such was the willingness of the Prince to … [Read more...]

New Governor-General of New Zealand Announced

New Zealand Prime Minister John Key has announced that New Zealands next Governor-General will be former head of the Defence Force Lieutenant General Jerry Mateparae. The current Governor General Sir Anand Satyanand ends his term in August 2011. The Governor-General is the head of state in … [Read more...]

NZ stops for two minutes to remember Earthquake victims

New Zealand will come to a stand still today, Tuesday, at 12.51pm, nzt, for two minutes silence to remember the victims of the Christchurch earthquake. It is exactly one week on from the devastating tremor that has so far claimed 154 lives and up to 80 more people still missing in the … [Read more...]

Clinton asks Key about Canterbury earthquake

United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, has asked New Zealand Prime Minister John Key how Canterbury is coping after the earthquake. This is headline news in one of the worlds most insecure countries - New Zealand. The Christchurch Press is trumpeting this as a major story. What … [Read more...]

The Hobbit to be filmed in New Zealand

The Hobbit films will be made in New Zealand, Prime Minister John Key has announced today. Talks were held overnight with studio executives from Warner Brothers to resolve concerns about industrial laws in New Zealand. It turned out that the studio was holding out for a bigger tax subsidy … [Read more...]

Blog: The Hobbit saga is about money not unions

The saga of the making of The Hobbit movies has dragged on longer than it takes to read the book. Now we have Prime Minister John Key emerging from crisis talks with Warner Brothers executives over the filming of The Hobbit, saying the jury is still out. He couldn't resist having a dig at the … [Read more...]

Warner Bros confirms Hobbit may move from NZ

Warner Bros has confirmed it is considering moving location shoots away from New Zealand for The Hobbit movies. In a statement issued on Friday morning, the Hollywood studio said the actions of unions had caused it substantial disruption and damage and forced it to consider other options. … [Read more...]

Michael Laws apologises for insulting NZ Governor General

Michael Laws has apologised for comments he made last week about the New Zealand Governor General, despite previously stating he would not do so. In a statement on the RadioLive website, Mr Laws apologised for calling Sir Anand Satyanand a "large, fat man" who has "never left the buffet … [Read more...]

Act Party MP David Garrett admits stealing dead childs identity

New Zealand Act Party MP David Garrett admitted yesterday that he was convicted in 2005 for obtaining a passport under a dead childs name. Mr Garrett called his decision to copy the identity theft idea from the Frederick Forsyth novel The Day of the Jackel a "prank". He also admitted that he was … [Read more...]

Act Party Coup – Heather Roy faces the chop

New Zealand ACT Party MP Heather Roy's deputy leadership role is on the line at the party caucus meeting today. Act Party caucus meetings are a cosy affair with only five MP's if everyone shows up. Things have been a bit awkward since the end of last year when Heather Roy made noises via her … [Read more...]