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Kate Middleton | NEWSWARPED.COM

December 10, 2016

William and Kate choose Kensington Palace for home

A nifty little dooer upper for the young royals.

William and Catherine, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have decided to take the former home of the Queen's sister, Princess Margaret, as their permanent London residence. St James's Palace said the couple had chosen an apartment in Kensington Palace to be their base in the city. However, … [Read more...]

William and Kate do Hollywood

William and Kate looking every bit the Hollywood celebrities arrive at the gala dinner in Los Angeles.

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have done the Hollywood thing, mingling with stars at a dinner in Los Angeles in the final stages of their North American tour. The dinner held at the Belasco theatre was a Bafta showcase of up and coming British film industry talent. Event staff were decked … [Read more...]

Newsweek Princess Diana cover story causes outrage

Newsweeks publicity stunt has worked a treat even if facts are nowhere to be found in the story.

Newsweek magazine in the United States has caused outrage in some circles by publishing a cover photo imagining Princess Diana at 50 and writing a fictional account of her life if she had not died in a Paris car crash in 1997. Newsweek editor-in-chief Tina Brown has written a story that … [Read more...]

Quebec separatists to protest during William and Catherine’s visit to Canada

I have a cunning plan. We will get within hearing distance of Prince William and tell him to get lost.

Quebec separatists are planning to protest during Prince William and Kate Middleton's visit to Quebec next week. The separatist Quebecois Network of Resistance (RRQ) plans to organise a rally at noon on Sunday, July 3 at the Quebec City Hall, using the slogan "William, Get Lost!" as its rallying … [Read more...]

Duchess of Cambridge visits Irish Guards

I must pointout your Royal highness that the men have just arrived back from the wilds of Afghanistan and have not seen a woman for six months. It is ok though, I have taken the safety catch off my pistol if things get out of hand.

Prince William became Colonel of the Irish Guards in February and today he and wife Catherine took the opportunity to welcome the 1st Battalion Irish Guards back from Afghanistan. The six month tour of duty took in 22 different locations around picturesque Helamnd Province, assisting the Afghan … [Read more...]

Prince William and Catherine moving into their new home

Not a bad little starter home for a young married couple setting up house together.

Prince William and Catherine Middleton will soon be moving into their new home at Kensington Palace, in London. Kensington Palace where William and Harry lived with their mother Princess Diana following her 1996 divorce from Prince Charles. William and Harry also shared space in the Palace … [Read more...]

Kates dress to meet Obamas’ crashes fashion retailers website

The President and First Lady of the United States and the second in line to the UK throne. All the world cares about is the Duchess of Cambridge and what is she wearing.

Kate Middleton, The Duchess of Cambridge has sparked a fashion frenzy over what she wore to meet Michelle and Barack Obama. Kate, looking elegant, slim and tanned as she met the Obamas was wearing an off the rack Reiss dress that retails for only $268. The online demand was such that the Reiss … [Read more...]

Prince William and Catherine start their honeymoon

Newswarped hopes the smiles from these two last a lifetime. The odds are stacked agianst them though.

Prince William and Catherine, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have begun their honeymoon, it has been announced by St James's Palace. Just where they have gone is a closely guarded secret. So the exciting geographically based game of 'Where in the World are William and Kate?' has begun in the … [Read more...]

Middleton family complaint sinks Pippa and Kate bikini photos

Ok so don't know what all the fuss is about. It is just a girl in a bikini.

The Middleton family has complained to the UK Press Complaints Commission after four newspapers published photographs of Kate and Pippa in bikinis. The photos were taken in 2006 on a family holiday to Spain. They show Catherine and Pippa, swiming,diving and relaxing on their uncle, Gary … [Read more...]

Pippa Middleton shines on Catherines big day

Pippa ended up being a first class back-up to her big sister on what must have been the proudest day in Ma and Pa Middletons lives to date.

It might have been all about Catherine Middleton and Prince William, but at the royal wedding another star was born in her own right. Pippa Middleton, the 27 year-old younger sister of Catherine Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, shone brightly as the matron of honour in support of her … [Read more...]

Prince William does impromptu walkabout before wedding

If they loved the Prince before they will be gaga for him now after getting a personal visit.

Prince William has done a surprise walkabout to meet with the crowds gathering in The Mall near Buckingham Palace. Prince William, who is spending the evening with the Prince of Wales, Duchess of Cornwall and Prince Harry, emerged from his London home Clarence House about 8.30pm. Underlining … [Read more...]

Cinderella story as Prince William invites homeless woman to royal wedding

Prince William has sent a personal wedding invitation to a former homeless woman he met at a gala for the Centrepoint charity he is patron for. Not only will 20 year old Shozna (her surname remains a secret) get to take her seat among the worlds elite, she is getting a royal makeover fit for a … [Read more...]

Palace guard sacked for calling Kate Middleton a “stuck up cow”

Cameron Reilly showing his two best friends to the world on Facebook.

Scots Guardsman, Cameron Reilly has been axed from his Regiments Buckingham Palace guard duty on the day of the royal wedding for posting abusive comments about Kate Middleton on Facebook. Reilly who is the wise old age of 18, thought it was a good idea to call Prince Williams bride to be a "posh … [Read more...]

William and Kate ‘split’ on royal wedding stamp

Wills and Kate have been split up before they are even married. What is with the lesser value for Kate?

The leader of the Pacific nation of Niue has defended stamps issued there to mark Britain's royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton. The stamps have a perforated line that splits the happy smiling couple in two. Prince William's stamp is NZ$3.40 and Kate Middleton's is cheaper at … [Read more...]

NZ Post gets Prince Williams birthday wrong on stamp pack

At least NZ Post got the right couple. Date of birth? Just details.

NZ Post has been forced to withdraw it royal wedding presentation stamp pack only weeks before Prince William and Kate Middleton marry. The pack, which sold for $19.90, was released only this week but included the wrong birth date for the Prince William in the text. Instead of the correct date … [Read more...]