January 18, 2019

Introducing Kim Dotcom – the new stealth person

Newswarped can reveal that a new secret weapon has been uncovered down in little old New Zealand. A large man who can apparently make himself invisible. This stealth man has successfully made himself invisible to our Prime Minister and the leader of the ACT party. He also made himself invisible when … [Read more...]

NZ Prime Minister in planking photo with son

New Zealand Prime Minister John Key has joined the international craze of planking, by appearing in a photo with his son on the Planking New Zealand Facebook page. The photo shows Mr Key's son, Max, planking at home while the Prime Minister stands behind him. Fifteen-year-old Max's picture … [Read more...]

US imposes sanctions on Syria’s President Assad

The United States has imposed sanctions on Syrian President Bashar al-Assad for human rights abuses and lack of political reform. To date the US and the European Union have imposes sanctions on other individuals in the Assad regime, but not on President Assad himself. President Barack Obama … [Read more...]

Japan’s Prime Minister to give up salary

Japan Prime Minister Naoto Kan has announced that he will give up his salary until the nuclear crisis in Japan is over. The Prime Minister's salary is 1,636,000 yen a month ($20,200), but he will still receive his smaller lawmaker's salary. Kan also took the salary announcement opportunity to … [Read more...]

Abbott shows “regret” over Gillard abuse posters

Federal Opposition Leader Tony Abbott has expressed regret for speaking at an anti-carbon tax rally in Canberra that featured abusive language and placards about Prime Minister Julia Gillard. After his tacit endorsement of the protesters message, upon reflection Abbott said "I think a few people … [Read more...]

Silvio Berlusconi spends 500,000 euros on young ladies

Italy's Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi has showered over 500,000 euros on his posse of young ladies, in the past year. Bank details have been leaked from Milan prosecutors investigating his private life which show that Italy's leader spent 34 million euros in the last year. On the receiving … [Read more...]

New Governor-General of New Zealand Announced

New Zealand Prime Minister John Key has announced that New Zealands next Governor-General will be former head of the Defence Force Lieutenant General Jerry Mateparae. The current Governor General Sir Anand Satyanand ends his term in August 2011. The Governor-General is the head of state in … [Read more...]

George Osborne says 20 percent VAT rise “permanent”

UK Chancellor George Osborne has indicated that the rise in VAT to 20 per cent brought in yesterday will be "permanent" (unlike his political career). An unrepentant Mr Osborne made it clear he would prefer to lower income tax or National Insurance contributions before he brings VAT back down … [Read more...]

Sweden bomb attack could have been ‘catastrophic’

Yesterdays bomb blasts in Stockholms shopping district have left quiet Sweden in a state of shock. A car exploded as busy Christmas shoppers crowded the streets and a few minutes later another blast went off. Swedish Prime Minister Fredrik Reinfeldt said today the attack was "unacceptable". … [Read more...]

Medvedev wants to reward big families

Russian President Dmitry Medvedev has promoted the idea of rewarding larger families as a way of building up Russia's declining birth rate. In his annual speech to the nation Medvedev also talked about Russia being part of the European missile defence system otherwise a new arms race might start. … [Read more...]

Cambodia declares day of mourning as hundreds die in stampede

Cambodia has declared Thursday a national day of mourning following the death of over 300 people in a stampede in the capital Phnom Penh. Around 400 more were injured when onlookers stampeded in a footbridge linking a small island on the final day of the Water Festival. Prime Minister Hun Sen … [Read more...]

Mount Merapi cuts Obama Indonesia trip short

US President Barack Obama is cutting short his visit to Indonesia because of fears that volcanic ash from Mount Merapi might disrupt air travel. Specifically Air Force One air travel. White House spokesman Robert Gibbs earlier told reporters that officials were closely monitoring the ash cloud. … [Read more...]

Yemen Bomb flown on passenger plane

A bomb sent from Yemen capital Sanaa and seized in Dubai was transported on Qatar Airways passenger flights. It went on an Airbus A320 flight to Doha. Then swapped to another flight to Dubai. The bomb stuffed in a printer toner catridge was addressed to a Jewish synagogue in the US city of … [Read more...]

Clinton asks Key about Canterbury earthquake

United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, has asked New Zealand Prime Minister John Key how Canterbury is coping after the earthquake. This is headline news in one of the worlds most insecure countries - New Zealand. The Christchurch Press is trumpeting this as a major story. What … [Read more...]

The Hobbit to be filmed in New Zealand

The Hobbit films will be made in New Zealand, Prime Minister John Key has announced today. Talks were held overnight with studio executives from Warner Brothers to resolve concerns about industrial laws in New Zealand. It turned out that the studio was holding out for a bigger tax subsidy … [Read more...]